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Daisy Johnson, Agent of SHIELD ([personal profile] chuju) wrote2024-02-11 11:04 pm

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the doctor + the superhero
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[personal profile] bitchndiagnosis 2024-02-13 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ “He’s gone into liver failure.” That’s the first thing to come out Foreman’s mouth the moment his fellows stepped into his office. They were wrong again. Only this time, their timeline to solve this case is drastically cut. John Doe (House didn’t bother to learn his name) is dying faster than expected. Their differential diagnosis was much more heated this time. Cameron, for all her “power of friendship, wins all” inclinations, pushed hard against Foreman’s theory about it being a cardiovascular issue.

“This is genetic!”

And she’s not far off. But it was a matter of what genetic disease matched the patient’s symptoms. Yet, here they are, fighting each other on how to find a needle in the haystack. That’s when House kicked the ducklings out to go cool off in a pond. The pond being one more lumbar puncture to make sure they aren’t missing anything.

That’s where his brain has been at for the last forty-ish minutes. Head categorizing all the genetic diseases he knows that fit the profile, all while playing a dumb fighting game on his Playstation Portable. His fingers mash away at all the various combos he memorized.

Forward, forward, kick, jump, kick, punch.

Back, jump, kick, punch, punch.

He falls into the rhythm of his ruminating sulk until he hears the door rip open, rolling his eyes at the disturbance. ]


Have we foregone the sacred art of knocking? I miss those days. Makes it easier for me to say “go away” from my side of the door.
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[personal profile] bitchndiagnosis 2024-02-13 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His eyes stay focused on the tiny LED screen. How many people have walked through that glass door, singing the same song? A desperate last resort to get the diagnostician to look at their case.

Fingers continue to mash buttons, only in an erratic order this time. His opponent’s life bar slowly chipping away, but not fast enough. Now he’s distracted from his alone time. ]


The one where I’m in my office and you’re in another room. Or do I have to close my eyes, and click my heels three times to make it work?

[ He sets the device down on his desk and closes his eyes. ]

One Mississippi … [ Click. ] … Two Mississippi … [ Click. ] A-Three Mississippi [ Click. ]…!

[ And with eyes wide open, he meets with the brunette Jane Doe. ]

Damn! That guide I read was total BS.
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[personal profile] bitchndiagnosis 2024-02-14 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I’ll remember that on my next trip to the local Foot Locker.

[ This is what? The tenth pair of running shoes House owns? After the leg infarction, his physician recommended he try wearing more orthopaedic footwear. Shoes you would see your dear old grandpapa wearing on the golf course. That following week, he stepped into the lobby of PPTH with a shiny new pair of sneakers that lit up every time you took a step. When Cuddy confronted House about it, he retorted “They keep the public alert to move out my way.”

Speaking of people moving out of his way…He flicks his left wrist to check his watch. ]


Wowsers! Would’ja look at that?! Only under three minutes and we talked about soo many things! Can I go now? My patient’s dying really badly.
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[personal profile] bitchndiagnosis 2024-02-20 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her confidence is becoming his nuisance. There is an underlying smugness to the woman he can sense. Anyone worth their salt knew that the diagnostician doesn’t take house calls so easily. Most in the medical community avoid House and all his ‘uncouth nonsense’ (their words, not his) like the plague.

His hands press against the edge of the desk as he pushes his chair towards the window. A wooden cane sits on top of a stack of manilla folders. A month’s worth of insurance claims that have yet to be filled. He grabs it and adds: ]


‘Interesting’ is what your fifth-grade science teacher tells you when you’re about to learn about geology.

[ He stands up, using the cane to lean his weight onto his good leg. From the iggling, twinges of pain he can feel, it looks like it’s going to be four more Vicodin this morning before lunch. There is a stagger in his gait as he walks around the desk. ]

And if I can’t get stoned for reals, then I’ve got no reason to pay attention. But thanks for stopping by.

[ Hopefully, she will take the hint as he walks towards the door. As soon as House gets her out of his office, he’ll likely make a beeline for Wilson’s office. Two birds. One stone. Yadda, yadda… ]
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[personal profile] bitchndiagnosis 2024-02-28 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Only a few inches away from sending Jane Doe off her merry way and he stops. You only hear whisperings of alien life either on TV or men in black quarantining an entire block. The media does a damn good downplaying all the actual cool stuff that goes on. And those men in suits? Well, let’s just say they’ve got enough Benjamins to keep any bribe at the door.

A world completely sealed off from House and the rest of the world.

He turns his head. ]


…Cool. [ A beat. ] See? Could’ve started with that.
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[personal profile] bitchndiagnosis 2024-02-29 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I can manage.

[ Spoken with the confidence of a man who found their way into bougie Area 51. Now he’s singing a completely different tune. But he’s trained his minions for such an occasion. The time when mama bird has to escape the nest and have the team put their brains together into one messy superbrain.

Another beat. Her language just then… ]


You said part-alien. Implying there’s an entire group of humans with little alien bits in them.

[ Y’know, just so they’re on the same page. ]